Phat Man

Somewhere lurking in his cave

Many moons ago

Waiting for his suit to dry

A modern day hero

Hopefully crime will stand still

No insignia in the sky

Until he can get his outfit

Out of tumble dry

Looking at the telescreen

To gather more info

On potential crime scenes

Or a would be foe

Hopefully it will not be long

Until he is in full swing

Now he patiently waits until

the red phone does ring

Will his villain counterparts

Reek havoc on the town?

Will the superhero get caught

With his pants down?

Is the future Given up to lint

Washed up and bleak

To find out one must wait

Tune in next week

Same phat time

Same phat channel

Written By

Stephen Boan

10/29/05

Dedicated to My Little Hero

Who for obvious reasons I will not reveal his identity